'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Revised
‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through my home no Democrat creature nor liberal would roam portfolios hung by the mantle with care in ... read more
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Subcategories: Poetry & Prose
59 Caddy
Swept back sleek from her medallioned nose Gently tapered along to her sexy tail A svelte animal taming the highways On fat gleaming wide white wal... read more
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A Small Town Memorial Day
A Small Town Memorial Day (Henniker, New Hampshire) The governor came to our small town today He marched at the head of our small town para... read more
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According to A. C. L. U.
According to atheist A.C.L.U. The reverent expression is strictly taboo From our public places They’d wipe out all traces Of faith as proclaimed... read more
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According to Academicians
According to academicians, Our schools are in top notch condition. These egg heads don’t know Their ass from elbow, ‘Cause they suffer from ps... read more
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According to Australopithecus
According to Australopithecus,Cro-Magnon were somewhat ridiculous,Neanderthals dull,Proconsuls thick-skulled,And Piltdown was not serendipitous. - Ce... read more
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According to Biblical Scholars
According to Biblical scholars You can bet all your last bottom dollars The world’s orchestration Took six days duration, Replete as a full scor... read more
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According to Don Corleone
According to Don Corleone’s advice, keep your friends close and also entice your foes closer yet to be sure they don’t set about planning your... read more
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According to Doyle
According to Arthur C. Doyle Doc Watson was Holmes’ perfect foil. While one was instructive, The other deductive. They trod through adventurous ... read more
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According to Empedocles
According to sophist Empedocles, His students, heirs and all his devotees, Air water earth fire Composed the entire Cosmogenic set of element... read more
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